The Adventures of a Little Peppermill
Once there was and was not a little Peppermill,who lived in a cruet with her friends Saltcellar and Mustardpot.
One day, the little Peppermill decided to go for a walk, so she hopped out of the cruet and set off down the street.
She hadn't gone far when she came to a burger shop. All the burgers there were unhappy, and when she asked why, she learned that they were under pressure to produce tasty food, but had no one to make pepper.
"I can help!" said the little Peppermill, and she joined them in the shop, grinding away at pepper all day. She had fun doing it, but when she was finished, she was so tired that she went home and fell straight asleep.
And, as she went to sleep, so, my dear, must you.