Thundering Hooves
Listen, my darlings, to the overhead roar,
And then listen to me, for I'll tell you more.
There was once a field where fine horses grazed
And along the edges, their riders lazed.
These riders were dining on cheese, fruit, and bread,
And one had a grapefruit as big as his head.
This chap tossed his grapefruit up into the air,
And a foal saw it fall with a bit of a scare.
The foal took off, away back to its mum,
With a sharp turn on speed, like Armageddon had come.
Now horses are twitchy, as I'm sure that you know.
If one horse is spooked, then the feeling will grow.
So the whole herd took off at a thundering run,
Right on the heels of the littlest one.
The riders jumped up, but all far too late,
For all they could do now was stand there and wait.
So when you eat grapefruit, don't toss it about,
Or you will hear thunder, without any doubt.
